My worst HTF fanfic ever

Sniffles: (knocks on Lumpy’s door)

Lumpy: (answers the door) Hello?

Sniffles: Hey, Lumpy!

Lumpy: Oh, hey, Sniffles!

Sniffles: Looks like you’re all better

Lumpy: Yeah, I am

Sniffles: Oh, I am SO glad!

Lumpy: Me too!

Sniffles: Also, I brought a little something for you.

Lumpy: What is it?

(Sniffles reaches behind his back and pulls out a container of sneezing powder. Lumpy’s eyes widen and his pupils shrink)

Lumpy: Uh, Sniffles? What is that?

Sniffles: It’s sneezing powder!

Lumpy: (freaks out and screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Lumpy runs away, Sniffles follows him)

Sniffles: Hey, come back here, Lumpy!

Lumpy: NOOOOOOOO!!! I WON’T SNEEZE!!! YOU CAN’T MAKE MEEEEEE!!!

Sniffles: Aw, come on, Lumpy, just once? Please?

Lumpy: NOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO!!!

(Sniffles finally catches him and pours all of the sneezing powder into his nose)

Lumpy: (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (is about to sneeze) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lumpy’s sneeze is so loud it causes the entire world to shake. Lumpy then sneezes about 100 more times and they are all equally as huge and loud as the first one)

Sniffles: Worth it!!!