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Lumpy's Sneezy Adventure chapter 1

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It was a clear, sunny day in the forest, and Lumpy was taking a walk. He stopped, however, when he noticed a large, black flower growing out of the ground. Intrigued, he walked over to it, picked it up from the ground and looked at it. He had never seen it before, and didn't know anything about it.

He hesitated at first, but moved the flower very close to his nostrils and gave a deep sniff. Just then, his nose started to feel extremely itchy, and he quickly pulled the flower away from his face. His nostrils, which had turned a bright red, were flaring up. Covering them was a layer of black pollen from the flower. Lumpy realized what was going to happen: he was going to sneeze.

Lumpy already knew that he had hay fever, and that he wasn't supposed to sniff any flowers. But there were several times when he couldn't resist, or decided to ignore his allergies. This time seemed to be a bit of both. He mostly wanted to sniff the flower because he liked how pretty it looked, but before he did, he remembered his hay fever. He decided to sniff it anyway, however, and the result was to be expected.

"Ahhh... Aaaahhhh..." Lumpy began to inhale, tilting his neck back as his nostrils continued to flare up. "AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Even after a huge, loud sneeze that could be heard for miles, Lumpy's nose hadn't been satisfied. He still needed to sneeze, and the urge was just so strong that he had no choice but to release.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Thinking it was over, Lumpy sniffled and rubbed his nose on his forefinger, as he would after almost every time he sneezed. But when he sniffled, he inhaled a bit of pollen that was still on his nose, even after the sneezes, and he needed to sneeze again. His nose twitched as he prepared to release a couple more sneezes, although it didn't take as much buildup as it did before.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Rubbing his nose on his finger again, Lumpy let go of the flower and decided to leave the area. Along the way, he could still feel his nostrils itching like crazy. The urge to sneeze started to build up again, but he really didn't want to sneeze now. He was afraid that someone would overhear, but the sneeze was coming, and he began to inhale.

"Aaahhh..." Lumpy took one inhale, and then stuck his forefinger under his nose, trying to hold the sneeze in. It didn't stop the sneeze as he expected, however; it seemed to make the urge even worse, and he continued to inhale. "Aaaaahhhhh... AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..."

Through his blurry vision, he could see other people looking at him, wondering what was going on. He didn't care, however, because he really had to release his sneeze. He removed his forefinger from his nose, raised both of his hands to the end of his snout and sneezed loudly into his hands.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

After sneezing a whopping four times, Lumpy removed his hands, which were now soaked with his spit from the sneezes, and rubbed his nose on his forefinger. He blushed in embarrassment at the onlookers and then continued on his way. He decided to go to Sniffles' house and see if he could come up with a solution.

Once he had gotten there, he rang the doorbell and waited for a response. As he was waiting, however, his nose started twitching and his nostrils started flaring again. He inhaled twice as the urge to sneeze again assaulted him yet again.

"Aaaaahhhh... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..." After two inhales, Lumpy put his hands over his nose just as Sniffles opened the door. The first thing that the intelligent anteater saw was Lumpy doubling over as he released the sneeze. "CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

He tried his best, but he just couldn't keep this sneeze from being extremely loud. Hearing it caught Sniffles off guard, and caused him to cringe. A few seconds later, Lumpy removed his hands from his face, sniffled and rubbed his nose on his forefinger.

"Gesundheit," Sniffles said.

"Sorry about that, Sniffles," Lumpy said as he continued to rub his nose for a few seconds. "I've got a little bit of a problem."

"And what exactly does that problem involve?" Sniffles asked as he let Lumpy inside.

"Well, I found this flower, and I sniffed it, and then I just..." Lumpy sniffled again. "...started sneezing really loud."

"Lumpy, we have experienced this situation before," Sniffles said in his usual wordy lingo. "You were diagnosed with a severe allergy known as hay fever, commonly induced by..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..." Lumpy inhaled again, turned away from Sniffles and released an uncovered sneeze. He had always been told to cover his mouth when he sneezed, but sometimes, he just couldn't. "CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Lumpy sniffled and rubbed his nose on his forefinger as he turned back to Sniffles. "Excuse me. I don't think it's my hay fever that's making me sneeze. I think it's the flower..."

"Do you at least remember the appearance of the aforementioned flower?"

"Well, it was black, and the pollen was black, too, I think. I never saw it before..."

"I'm afraid that I have never seen a plant with such characteristics. I will attempt to research it, however, and attempt to figure out how to make you stop sneezing from it."

Just as Sniffles finished talking, Lumpy's nose began to twitch again, and his nostrils began to flare up again. He tilted his neck back as he inhaled to sneeze, holding his hands in front of his reddened nose.

"AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..."

Sniffles immediately recognized the pre-sneeze expression, inhales and pose from Lumpy. Sniffles quickly got out a tissue and put it in Lumpy's hands just before he exploded.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Lumpy released the sneeze into what he thought were his hands, but was actually the tissue that Sniffles had given him. A few seconds later, he recovered, noticed the tissue in his hands, and then wiped his nose on said tissue.

"*Sniff* Thanks..."

"In the meantime, however, you must wait in this room until I figure out what the flower actually is. There is a tissue box in here if you need to sneeze again. But whatever you do, no matter what happens, do not try not to sneeze."

"Oh, I won't. I've already tried doing that, and I sneezed four times. So I won't do it again."

"Very well, then. I will return as soon as possible."

Sniffles went into his lab while Lumpy stayed in the living room and sat down on the couch. He could still feel his nose itching constantly, even after the large number of sneezes that he had released today. He also had the strangest feeling that it would get worse later. As one with hay fever, frequent sneezing was pretty common for him, but he could never remember having it this bad.

To be continued
The first chapter of my fanfic, Lumpy's Sneezy Adventure, which contains tons of Lumpy sneezing.
"Lumpy finds an unusual flower, which causes him to sneeze frequently and loudly upon sniffing it. And this time, his sneezes aren't from his hay fever..."
If you don't understand why there's no blood, gore or violence, I'd like you to read this: sarahgirl1998.deviantart.com/a…
Rating: Appropriate for all audiences.
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